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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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genevievevavance:

People are happy weird al is back and here I am thinking I would never have to deal with him again

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deeandrareynolds:

did someone just reblog tr*ye s*van?
to my dash?
image

(Source: racistperry)

DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME…….IM FAKE…AND A HOE

(Source: geopunk)

metrobussy:

i’m going to die

metrobussy:

i’m going to die

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thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch