me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
People are happy weird al is back and here I am thinking I would never have to deal with him again
can’t believe she’s gone :(
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch